Breenstorm

Good riddance to the Bachelor of Music Major at UMass Dartmouth! I would like to congratulate the administration. . . for finally taking a stand and canning a useless program. In this day and age, who really needs quality music?

Any deck seaman can identify a shade of gray on sight: haze gray, bulkhead gray, deck gray; but our leaders, right up to the President of the United States, strive to make everything black and white, like the pieces on a chess board. I can tell you from experience, the closet they have helped to reinforce is a tight fit and masturbation hasn’t made me any better at chess. . .